I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
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