and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
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it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
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Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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