TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
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I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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