It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
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Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
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he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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