Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
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how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
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I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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