they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
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