I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
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She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
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I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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