Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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