Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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