Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
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