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Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
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Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
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It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
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