i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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