Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I want her autograph on my taint
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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