..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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