apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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