This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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