What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
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you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
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Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
soo... how was my night?
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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