I need help removing her.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
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I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
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I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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