I'm eating all of the evidence.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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