Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
It's official drugs can't kill me
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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