I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
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In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
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My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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