in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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