It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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