I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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