if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
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Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
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Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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