i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
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It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
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I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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