My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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