ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
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this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Can I color on your dick again?
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Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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