How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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