This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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