But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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