I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
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Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
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she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
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