doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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