no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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