Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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