I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
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Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
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you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.