It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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