he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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