Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
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Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
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Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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