whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
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He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
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So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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