so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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