we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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