the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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