NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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