she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
sarcasm needs its own font
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
COCAINE IS GR8
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
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