they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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