Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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