She just used a chaser for red wine.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
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he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
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Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
Randomize