Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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