i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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