she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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