I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I need to align my fucking chakras
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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