Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
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can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
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Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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