i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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