please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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