Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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