So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
operation harelip BJ is a go
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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