No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
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