you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Randomize
