just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
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I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
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People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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