I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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