You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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