you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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