i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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